when they show that godforsaken clip from 1x01 of richard webber saying “today, you are the doctors” in a greys anatomy episode/promo you can basically guarantee that shit is gonna go down
Some of my snapchats~
my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories
this is me, i am pete, love me
- netfics: just like netflix except it’s fanfic professionally acted out and produced instead of tv and movies
- icdb: international commercial database, like imdb except for commercials so we can find out who all the cuties in commercials are
i smell a worthwhile kickstarter
netfics is just gonna end up being porn isn’t it
I thought that much was clear
I’d happily watch an 8 hour film adaptation of a book if it meant every little book detail was put in it
we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?
This was completely unnecessary and for that I am thankful
Greatest thing ever
Things like this remind me how much I love poetry slams.
I fucking love it
I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”
i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed
i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police
do not pity the dead harry. pity the living. and above all, pity those who leave the theater before the credits are finished completely rolling on a marvel film
I laughed so hard. It’s so in sync with the song.
I actually cried laughing.
EVERY TIME THIS APPEARS ON MY DASH
this video this video is incredible
OMFG TEARS ARE ROLLING DOWN MY CHEEKS
I am laughing so hard that my dad just came to see if i was okay.